w00t

I just geeked out when teh count on my inbox hit 1337.

karma

This morning, I crossed the path of a snail. I could see where she was headed, and she still had a long way to go until she was out of harm's way. I stooped to pick her up and hurry her along. Good thing I did: seconds later, a bird went potty. If I hadn't taken the millisecond to move that snail, I would have gotten crapped on.



I lost my wallet. To find it, I retraced my steps. I almost ran over a snail with my bike tire. Luckily, I saw him in time, and carefully placed him in a safer location.

I returned home, having had no luck finding my wallet. But then, Lo! It had fallen out in the most perfect of places: my bedroom floor.

the girls

research

guys, this is it.

bad.

Post office - stamps ≤ me - $$$. Me + stamps = happy geek.

geyser

I just made my roommate laugh while she was gargling with mouthwash.

excuse me?

One: Who put the Village People's quintessential classic YMCA on my computer?

Two: ... Why didn't I feel compelled to skip it when it came ringing through my speakers?







Three: ...really. And I think I enjoyed it.